What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

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your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

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What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

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whats worse than being mentally challenged? losing your arms and legs and finding out that you have cancer

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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A gorilla walks into a bar and order a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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What is the difference between a duck? one of its legs is both the same.

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hello

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what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

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How many dead body can you hide in a hole? 100. Forget the fat guy

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i committed murder

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up you retarded poet!

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

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What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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