Why did Sally fall off the swing? Beacuse she has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's There? Not Sally.

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How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

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Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

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How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

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this is stupid .... yep

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What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

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What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Whats black, white and dusty? A nuns fan-y because it never gets used

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"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

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I have 13 hedge hogs in one hand and 4 pineapples in my van how many pikelets does it take to cover the roof. Purple because aliens dont wear hats.

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

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What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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What if I told you.....potatoe

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Anti Joke

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