You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

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A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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How do you greet a small mexican man at Chuck E. Cheese? Whatsup Jose

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

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How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

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Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

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This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

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Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

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T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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