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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

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What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

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Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

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What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

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A man goes to the potty.

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What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

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What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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