- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

so...um, yeah

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

hashtags suck balls

Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

What's the answer to all your problems The answer

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

N-E Pats never cheated

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

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