- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

Why do fat people commit suicide

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

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