What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

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How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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kk

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

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What does Malcolm X think about when hes horny? Sex!

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homosexual rights to marriage

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What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

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A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

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What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

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A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

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Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

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What's dumber than a black guy that can't read? Two black guys that can't run with TVs.

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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