Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

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What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

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Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

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YEAH THEY DO!

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What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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Goats are like toilets, I shit in them

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Rebecca Black decided to sit in the front.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

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Why did the girl get her hair cut off? Because she had cancer

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Question: You are in a bed between a hot chick and a gay guy, who do you turn your back to? Answer: False, I am to unattractive to find myself in bed with anybody else.

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A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

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What's the song that goes like, duh duh da duh duh duh da da do?

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tell ur mom i love her before i die this would have been a better ending to the tintanic

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there was a guy who had 2 horses... he entered them into races... they were rubbish... kept losing... so he entered them in 1 big race and said hed get rid of the loser... the horses made a plan to finish it at exactly same time... he heard them talking and said HOW DARE TALK

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I hear Lebron has a new phone. He has it on silent all the time. It's because he doesn't want to disturb anyone around him while they prepare for important games in which he will be an indispensable part of, especially during the 4th quarters of the NBA Finals.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

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How do you keep an idiot busy? Give him something to do.

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