- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

What comes after 23? 24.

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

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