- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

a. why? b. because

i had sex.

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

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