- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

Men

Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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