Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

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What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

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"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

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What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

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drugs.

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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how may i help you

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

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a man walked into a bar....

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whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

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Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

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Rebecca Black.

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Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

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Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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