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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

What do you call a mexican with a broom in his hand? a man who likes to keep his office at his own company clean

Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

Why should children always be nice? Because the evil christmas demon KRAMPUS will rip their ears off, put them in a bag and beat them with a stick!

what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

Q: What did the schizophrenic man say to his father? A: "Every time grandmother's urn shrieks, this pornography turns to black ink."

What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

What is the best way to run a race? Start out fast, run fast in the middle, and finish fast.

What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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