Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

One day a woman wrote a letter to her husband whom was at war. He received it, read it, and was happy to know she was thinking of him.

Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

A Penguin walks in to a bar. then he walks out.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

My penis is so big that some women find it uncomfortable.

The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actaully never did. He only made it half way before a cop issued him with an infringement notice for jaywalking.

Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

Buzi vagy!

I went to school. Then I came home.

what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

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