- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

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roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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