A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

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Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

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Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

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Knock Know! Come in!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

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Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

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roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

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What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

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could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

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What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

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I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

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Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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