- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

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I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

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What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

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