- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

Woman's Rights

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

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