I'm gay Mr Goodwin

stephen hawking walks into a bar, and those who recognize him are shocked that he's no longer in his wheelchair, and approach him to let him know this, but it turns out they were wrong, it was just a man with similar facial features to stephen hawking.

A blue whale walks into a bar. The bartender says "What can I get for you?" The blue whale says "EEEEEEYYYYYYYOOOOHHHHHMMMMMMM"

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

Why did the fish fly It didn't

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

69

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...