- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

You have friends

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

no pun intended

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

Adam Chebali has no life

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

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