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What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

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Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

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How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

You know what's catchy? A cold

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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