What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

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How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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Whats funnier than 24, 69

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

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Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

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What's worse than this That :(

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What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

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Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

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Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

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What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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