- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. giggle

Barack Obama

Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

A chicken walked into the bar...

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

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