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Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Your momma is so old, it is likely that she will pass away in the near future, and I would recommend you to spend some quality time with her.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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An elderly man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Dad!" The old man replies, "Hi son. I'll have a Bud Light." The bartender serves his dad a Bud Light and says, "I'm thinking about going back to school to become a doctor." The old man says, "I'm an alcoholic." The bartender replies, "Great, another Bud Light coming up!"

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Why did the mexican immigrant have no friends? He lacked social skills and was unfamiliar with American mannerism's.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

Badabing.

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Your momma is so old, it is likely that she will pass away in the near future, and I would recommend you to spend some quality time with her.

Why did the mexican immigrant have no friends? He lacked social skills and was unfamiliar with American mannerism's.

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