Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a straight line? Because he has Parkinson's disease.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Anything involving women..

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Girl:Do you wanna hear a joke? Boy:Sure... Girl: jesus loves you

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Why did the police officer arrest the baseball player? He raped and murdered a thirteen year old girl.

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Two black guys and two asians get pulled over. The cop says i cant let you go unless all of your dicks add up to 15 inches. They added up to exactly 15 inches - The black guys both added up to 7 inches each and the asians added up to 1/2 inch each. When they were driving away both of the asians said thank god we had boners.

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What's the deal with airline food... It has to be packaged and prepared in such a way large quantities of people can eat the meal with minimal preparation, which results in lower quality. If you don't like it, order a drink from the cart.

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One day in school two kids had a conversation. Susan: What do you want to do when your older? Oliver: I want to go to the moon. Susan: Oh. I went there last week. Oliver: Can you smell something. Susan: Haven't you ever been to Pennsylvania.

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When Miley Cyrus sticks out her tongue, people usually are there to take a photograph.

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How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except that didn't work for the boy. He also lost his ice cream.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

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Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

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What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

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the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

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A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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