What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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You bumder!

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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What if the rest of you value something wrong?

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Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

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Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

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That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

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What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

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What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

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Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

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What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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