- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

black people

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

why is this joke funny because your laughing

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

what looks like a banana? a penis

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

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