What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

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Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

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What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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