- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

My cat just died.

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

roses are red violets should be purple

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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