- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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gay pom...

penis?

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

The Game.

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

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