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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

roses are red violets are indigo

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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