- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

My cat just died.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

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