- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

Barack Obama plays basketball

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

so today i took a poop. hehe

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whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

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