Two pies where sitting in a oven when one of the pies says: God damn it's hot in here. The other pie screams out loud: HOLY SHIT A TALKING PIE!

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Q:What's black and white and red all over? A: An interracial couple in a car crash.

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Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

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Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

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Why did the drunk walk into the bar? Because he has a serious drinking problem.

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

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What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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Jellybeans

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Q: How do you get an elephant in a refrigerator in three easy steps? A: You open the refrigerator door, you put the elephant inside, you close the refrigerator door. Q": How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator in four easy steps? A": You open the refrigerator door, you take the elephant out, you put the giraffe inside, you close the refrigerator door.

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what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

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A guy was beet by his wife.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

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What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

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Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

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As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

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What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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