Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

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why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

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What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

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Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

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What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

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i lost the game

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

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regoereiorgiorehgijreirehrfjirgjirejgruirehgrghehiiehaoiwpo;lkswpokewqoifgoieqjgiubtfoewfiir K.O

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Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

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What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

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Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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