- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

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What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

Nickleback.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

j.p. is dumb

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