What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

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Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

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a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

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A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

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What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

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A woman walked out of the kitchen.

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What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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Why did the boy spill his lemonade? He was attacked by ravage dogs.

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A man walks into an airport. He is sexually taken advantage of by TSA employees and suffers from severe depression for years after, eventually becoming gay and divorcing his wife. He then goes on a quest to discover the name of the man who took advantage of him. Once found, the man kills the employee and his family, commits acts of necrophilia upon his corpse in a slightly erotic display of revenge and stalks airports for the rest of his life, fruitlessly attempting to quench an insatiable bloodthirst for TSA workers.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

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Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

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I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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