- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

Nickleback.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

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