- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Solze

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

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