What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Panda walks into a restaurant with gun ready to eat, shoot and leave to finish a really good grammar joke, but before he can eat, Animal Control tranquilize him and seize his gun. So all he can do is leave unconscious. Meanwhile someone takes enjoyment in slowly burning the dictionary entry for "Panda".

Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

96 there mad at each other instead its 69

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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