- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

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What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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