- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

Yo Momma So Fat!

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

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