- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

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