- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

pretty soon we'll all be dead

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

Your're racist.

Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

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