- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Knock, Knock Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

Chris Bosh's neck

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

Romans rights.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

A dog was barking at a tree

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