- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

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roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

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