- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

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