How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

Eric is gay Ha

ecks! why zee?

If a small quiz is a quizicle then what is a small test? A quiz.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Ruff, hi, ruff ruff, we are both dogs ruff ruff, ruff ruff, ruff!!

A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

What is worst than 1 baby dead in a microwave? 2 babies dead in the same microwave !

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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