- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

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A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

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