- Anti Joke

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident