"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

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What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

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Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

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whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

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Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

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A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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This dog can only sniff marijuana.

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"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

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Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

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Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

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You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

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what is very tall and red a very tall red building

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

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Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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