- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

knock knock come in !

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

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