- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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