- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

a black man did not eat chicken.

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

just in time?

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

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