Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

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why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

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What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

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Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

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There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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Q:What were Helen Keller's dying words? A: Speaking is difficult when you have no way of hearing others. Apart from that, just hours before you die, you become unaware of your surroundings, and have a harder time communicating. Both these problems merged together made it basically impossible for her to speak before death.

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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A woman walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Yes ma'am?". She orders a gin and tonic, but the bartender had gave her two without realising, and so she pays for one only. She starts to contemplate whether to tell the bartender about his error or to just leave it and have a free glass of gin and tonic. However as she is a christian, gluttony is a sin, and she already had enough to drink today. However, she feels the need to have a relaxing drink today, because as she was on her job as a receptionist, when a customer tripped on the last step of the stairs behind her and broke his neck, dying instantly, which deeply saddened her. This later led her to indulge on 3 glasses of red wine in the staff room. She finally concludes after a few moments pondering, to not tell the bartender about his error, and pampered herself with two relaxing glasses of gin and tonic. Her dead, mutilated body was later found in the rubble of a car after a head-on collision with a truck.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

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In mediavel times :A Jew rapes his mom.... He is promptly taken out of society and thrown into a lions den due to his act of imortality.

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96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger Stand a little taller Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone What doesn't kill you is a bad attempt on your life.

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