- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

A man did not like this site

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

a black man did not eat chicken.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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