Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

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what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

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Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

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Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

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Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

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guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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K O O K A B U R R A . . . . . . . . . . ReTweet

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two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

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Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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