What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

the power to turn magnetism into light

Should a pole bump an alarm?

Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

Whats worse than falling off a bike? rape.

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

What goes up but never comes down? This dick

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

A woman was struck and killed by a truck as she crossed the road. Who's fault is it? The woman's, if she hadn't left the kitchen, she would still be making me sandwitches...

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

what did the farmer do? plant

this is stupid .... yep

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

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