- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

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