- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman was struck and killed by a truck as she crossed the road. Who's fault is it? The woman's, if she hadn't left the kitchen, she would still be making me sandwitches...

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

what did the farmer do? plant

this is stupid .... yep

What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

what is purple and fly? - a purple flying.

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

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