- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

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Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

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What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

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How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

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