- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs (_ |____| O O -

Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

What happens when you have nothing to do and you can't think of a joke? You just type whatever you want and hope to god someone likes it.

Why did Billy fail his math quiz? Because he's stupid.

Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

What do you call a woman who has huge breasts? Sarah, for instance.

What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

Shit, I can't think of anything to write. That does not mean I'm black

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

why was the woman out of the kitchen, because she had to have sex with her husband in a bed

Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem. _._._

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