- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

run farther?

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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