What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

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Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

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Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

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Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

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A possesed goat: "moo"

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Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

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a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

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Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

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what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

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I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

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Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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