- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

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What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

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