- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

What's good? Anything that is not bad.

Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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